| Pos | Player Name | Rating | +/- |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gay Salsa | ||
| 2 | Hoochie Poochie | 1573.1 | new |
| 3 | Cashley | 1507.5 | +23.1 |
| 4 | Hydra | 1640.9 | -9.8 |
| 5 | The Sachels | 1492.3 | -3.6 |
| 5 | Miz Lickey | 1551.9 | -8.9 |
| 5 | 2 BAD CATS | 1553.6 | -1.3 |
| 8 | Keg | 1516.6 | -4.6 |
| 8 | Coyote Bones | ||
| 8 | On a Hill like Billy | 1534.7 | -4.1 |
| 11 | Old Farts | ||
| 11 | The Stool Pushers | ||
| 13 | Knight T. Knight |